How to Spend Your Crypto Profits, 12 Ways to Improve Your Life

I recently saw a thread on X about "how to spend crypto profits", but honestly 90% of it felt like flexing, not life upgrades. Fancy saunas, stylists, IV drips in Dubai…

Sure, all of it sounds nice, but will it actually make your life better? Not really. The honest truth is we’re selfish creatures. We buy things hoping they’ll make us feel different. Some work, most don’t.

So here’s my hot take, based on real life experiences that actually improved my life, not just my Instagram feed. Plus, I’ll share other practical, selfish (in a good way) ways to spend your crypto profits so they truly Improve your life.

A good night’s sleep is underrated. A proper mattress and pillow can change how you feel every day. It doesn’t have to be expensive - what matters is comfort that suits you. Some prefer soft, others hard. Just because it’s pricey doesn’t mean it’s better. My very first profits from crypto I spent on a super soft mattress, trust me it's super worth it.

Spending profits on creating your own space pays off daily.

• Personal kitchen, redesigned bedroom, or upgraded work zone

• Doesn’t need to cost a fortune (IKEA hacks work wonders)

• Makes your environment align with your lifestyle.

Example: We built a separate kitchen upstairs plus revamped bedroom and living space for under $10,000. The peace we achieved helped us mentally, we can do anything now!

If you’re in crypto, chances are you spend hours at a screen. An ergonomic desk setup is worth the investment.

• Comfortable ergonomic chair for your back (Not a gaming chair, those are shit)

• High-quality monitor to reduce eye strain (With a high refresh rate and 1ms response time)

• Solid mouse and keyboard for efficiency ( If your hand hurts, it's time to change the mouse or keyboard.)

These aren’t luxuries - they protect your health while you grind in the trenches.

Wealth without health is meaningless. That's why working until you are 65 is also meaningless, when you are old and tired, you will just spend the money on fixing your health problems. I suggest to do it now.

• Invest in a trainer or program, or just be your own trainer.

• Do full-body medical check-ups if needed.

• Build a home gym or recovery setup

• Go outside for walks or ride your bike. (This is free)

Crypto profits spent here return in longevity and energy. Some things are free, don't just sit the whole day, do something for yourself, it will compound in money as well I promise.

Crypto profits aren’t just for gadgets or cars — they can literally save your smile.

• Get a full dental check-up to catch issues early.

• Invest in professional cleaning or whitening for confidence.

• Fix lingering problems like crowns, implants, or aligners.

A healthy mouth improves confidence, prevents costly issues later, and directly boosts overall health. It’s one of the smartest, most underrated ways to spend your profits.

This was mentioned in the thread, I agree with this. Getting a massage is great, especially if the massage professional knows how to properly do it. I'm not talking about Bali massages, those are all and the same. I'm talking about lymph drainage massages and muscle relaxing ones, which actually help your body heal.

Usually we get one when we feel sore or tired. The hot stone massage also helps your body relax, totally can recommend that.

The best investment? Yourself. (No not anyone else, but you!)

• Enroll in courses (finance, AI, coding, trading, etc.)

• Hire a mentor or business coach, if that is what you prefer

• Attend crypto or tech conferences, if you love to be around like minded people

Education compounds just like money. I know that first hand. I invested a lot in my knowledge, reading Crypto Finance and Trading books as well as Business related books, helped me get to where I am now.
So if you strive for knowledge, this should be a no brainer.

Research shows experiences make people happier than things, and that is true.

• Travel to bucket-list places

• Try immersive hobbies (diving, skiing, flying lessons)

• Book unique retreats (biohacking, wellness, adventure)

We love to travel, and we do it very often. Mostly using our crypto profits and paying with stablecoins with our Visa cards. Travel is one of those things where you can spent crazy amount of money for short periods of time, but it's always worth it. If you love to travel too, then this is how you can spent your profits easily.

Forget the Lambo flex - think reliability + Fun.

• Sports cars are costly to maintain, eat up fuel, and scream “look at me.”

• Instead, buy a dependable daily driver that still feels fun.

Example: We went for a Mazda SkyactivX with 180HP. It’s reliable, sporty enough, and stealth mode. (P.S. It's enough for the 2 of us, but if you have kids, you shouldn't even be looking at sports cars...

Time is the one asset crypto can’t create. But you can use the profits to buy it back.

• Outsource chores and admin work or automate them.

• Hire a virtual assistant, I use ChatGPT and Perplexity

• Pay off debt to free your mental space

Each hour saved is one you can reinvest in yourself.

I used to spend 16 hours in front of the PC, now I spent less than 4, because I automated and built systems for myself to help me do the work needed. You can too.

Also mentioned in the thread, set aside a new wallet with a substantial amount of stables to yield farm on, and turn profits into passive income.

• Create a new wallet with stables

• Yield farm at 10%+ APR

• $100,000 locked can return ~$10,000 yearly ($830/month)

That’s more than many salaries in Europe. A smart, selfish way to make profits work for you.

Spending can also mean securing your future.

• Explore Crypto OS and what it has to offer

• Stake or yield farm for compounding

• Test AI-driven trading tools

Use profits to fuel the next opportunity.

Crypto profits can truly change your life - but only if you spend them with purpose.

From mattresses to yield farming, from experiences to future tech, the goal is the same:

Make your life better.

P.S. You can also use the profits to do things for other if that somehow makes you happy, as shown in

The Original Thread.

Not if done wisely. A reliable car, ergonomic desk, or better sleep setup directly improves your quality of life and productivity.

Both can work. Stablecoin yield farming provides steady income, while reinvesting into new crypto tech offers growth potential. Diversify across both.

A better mattress, proper desk setup, and personal space are daily quality-of-life boosters. They pay off far more than flashy purchases.

Yes. Experiences create long-lasting memories, while luxury fades. But if luxury brings you real, ongoing joy, it’s valid too.